yall 5 seconds after you start dating someone you’ve been talking to for 2 weeks: wow i love my s/o so much!!!! i am so in love!!!!! aaaa a ahsdbsbdnsbsbdsbjdfnjdbddbdb i love them more than anything 💖💖💟💟💞💙💝💝💛💙💗💝💟💙💝💝💛🖤💛💝💙💗💚💞💛❤💕💙💖💚💗
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a lot of you seek out romantic relationships just for the sake of being with someone romantically, rather than seeking out companionship with people you have common ground with and letting relationships form naturally. you just wanna be able to say youre in love as a bragging right. then the minute you and ur new s/o talk about more than just how in ‘love’ you are with each other, you realize youre not compatible.
hardest thing to learn during recovery is….. some of your misery is your own fault. you have to actively choose to stop wallowing in your own pain & start to recover. that means stop being self deprecating, start taking care of yourself, start eating healthy, start taking your hygiene seriously, even if it’s hard. & it is hard! but you must.
the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic
things ytp has immortalized as the absolute apexes of comedy:
the sound of glass breaking when something collides with a surface that isnt made of glass
random sharp increases in volume
reversing a word in the middle of it being said
reversing someone running/falling as its happening
audiovisual stuttering
amazingly coherent sentence mixing that makes no sense
screaming
overlaying cdi characters for half a second whenever someone says something like “boy” or “dinner”
Getting random midwestern teenagers into small movie studio levels of video editing & animation by putting CD-I mario wherever the hell they can put him
